WATCH: Neither Hoffy Nor Jones Could Best This First Pitch!

Not a single, legendary Padres pitcher could pulls this off!

Not David Wells, nor the great Trevor Hoffman (yeah, he was a closer--so what!), not even the BBQ lovin' Randy freakin' Jones could throw a first pitch like this (don't even try to throw-in Kevin Brown, Rollie Fingers or Jake Peavy).

Introducing...San Diego Padres fan...and CrossFit athlete...Demi Bagby.