Each holiday season, we ask the generous Friends of Armstrong & Getty to pony-up some cash for the Warrior Foundation Freedom Station Give-A-Thon, which uses those funds to send our ill and injured troops back home for Christmas.
For as many years as we've been involved with with WFFS, our loyal listeners have shown us that their generosity knows no limits--and we're very grateful. Those same folks have also continued to demonstrate a high degree of creativity regarding they names they choose to affix to their donation form! Inspired by current events, inside jokes from the show--and sometimes not-so-subtle jabs at the A&G Crew--the list that's been generated is astounding!
A few fine examples include: Frizzy Hair of the Lunatic, Uncle Dick in the Deer Stand, Positive Sean Too Much Talky Talky, Gov. GQ's Beef & Brocolli Abstinence Fund and this gem--Please dont use gendered language to chssch Address everyone (we didn't know that so many characters would fit in the field!).
Anyway, our involvement in this very important endeavor is made even better when we have to read these names on the air!
Just in case you missed them, here are a few of our favorites. Again--thanks for donating to the Warrior Foundation Freedom Station!
Some of our absolute favorite 2020 submissions...
Joe’s Tip Money
Make Positive Sean's Cat Real Again
Your Mask Is Covered in F.M.
Make Hot Links Easier.
Do as I say not as do Dad, I mean Gavin
Moved to AZ LAST MONTH BECAUSE OF That asshat
A Great Big Shot in the Ass
Marshall Phillip’s Scratch off Winnings
Jack’s little paintbrush
Positive Sean's Gamer Musk
Crazy Lady from the park yelling at children
The daughter of Hugo Chavez
Frizzy Hair of the Lunatic
A Sardine / Steady Sardines Swimming Together Equal Whales
Uncle Dick in the Deer Stand
Doris Roberts Dying Wish
Positive Sean Too Much Talky Talky
MAGA Hat #037
Joe Biden's Hair Plugs
Jack's Pig-Faced Brute Classmate From His Childhood
Celebrating Thanksgiving with more than three households
Wild Heart Sipping Vinegar
Joe Bidens Grey Cells
Podcast Pirate $41 x 12 mo
Jack's tiny paint brush
Gov. GQ's Beef & Brocolli Abstinence Fund
KFTK, Luv the Cow
Chinese Herb For Jack's Best Orgasm
Playground Police Lady
DonaldTrumps Antigen Count
Theranos Holmes Pet Wolf
Joe's Fancy Aviators
Jack's Crispy Mowe
Croatia Tourism Board
Viva la Entermation Party
Airing Out Dirty "Laundry"!
Gavin "grundle grease" Newsom's French Laundry tip
Please dont use gendered language to chssch Address everyone
Jacks San Felipe motorcycle trip
Joe Getty's School of How to Argue Unfairly
geo tracker full of bees
"...And the rest of it"
Please take the commercials out of the podcast I'll pay whatever you want
Hunter Biden’s Laptop
Half Cup Empty
Half Cup Full
Fart Fart Fart Fart Fart
Mark Zuckerbeg will never win The Worlds Sexiest Man
Joe Bidens free range brain cells
The smallest thinnest neck Ive ever seen
Jacks morning urine drink
Joe's hairnet at the hotdog factory
Producer Scott Reporting from the car wash
Dominics face eating cat wasn't thirsty
John Hickenlooper watches porn with is mom
Mein Fuhrer Newsom's Dirty French Socks
Gavin Newsom's French Laundry 10% Tip
Kamalas Escalator Kneepads
A human who falls short sometimes
Jack's Undigested Truck
Sean's unmentioned 5th cat
Fred Garvin Male Prostitute
Jacks Ear wax
The Disdain In Jacks Voice As He Reads Black Friday Copy
10 X less than I wanted to give
Jerry Brown's Disproportionate Extraction from the national wealth
Spirit Contra Dicked Her
Kids Today Don't Wanna Hunt Mastodons
Bob Barker's Pre-Staged Obit
Jacks ports potty underwear turned inside out Luzader
Oregon Governor ShutDown Brown
Freaks That Carry Your Luggage Up To The Room
Woke Needs to take a Nap
Governor Newsom's presidential aspirations swirling down the toilet
Nancy Pelosi and Gavin laugh at us for doing as they say as they give us the middle finger
Shavin in da pool
Gavin Newsom is probably never going to guest host your show ever again. :)
Sleeve Boy's Daddy
The whole in the sky where a tree once was
Jill Bidens Prescription Jugs
Can't Spare A Square
A Nutflush For Sean
Jacks tiny tiny paint brush
Mother Daughter FAGS of San Diego
Gecky the Gecko
Canya See My Privates Canya Canya
Bureau of Bovine Body Shaming
Joe's Gigantic Hissing Cockroaches in the Walmart Parking Lot
Wuhan Wet Market Bat andMichelle Pangolin Sellers Association
Dominic is dead He cant sue us
Joe's love of kpop music
Jacque's Sacque of Blue Angels Vomit
Jack's squeaky eyeball
Marshall's Killer Turkeys
Jack slam dunks on small children
In memory of Marshals dad...we miss Marshall
Donating with my unemployment card because Newssolini killed our business
Rusty Rain Barrel Razors
TeenieGlobs Of Snott
My Soup Spoon Has Coronavirus!
Gladys is second husband Russ. Looking forward to a great night happy 75th anniversary honey!
Gavin's Delicious Foie Gras
Positive Sean's 16th cat. Dude you may have a problem!
Annual Podcast Dues
Talking over bumper music makes me want to scream.
Joe Biden's Hairy Legs
California Bullet Train
The administrator of sleepy Joes big ol shot in the ass
Jeff Bezos's Bionic Eye
Joe's Twisted Testie
Gov Newsom's seat cushion at the French Laundry
Marinated lottery tickets
Combat Model Optimum Self Sufficiency Probably The Leader
The hole in the sky where the tree once was
St. Urho's Day Gift
Mom of brand new Army soldier
That B**** Carol Baskin
Matt The Marine's Gunshot Wound
The dog Baxter of San Diego
One Less Succulent Chinese Meal
Emptied EDD card from April . They need it more than I
Put down the trombone Pick up a tuba.
Difficult morning bowel movement
The Ghost of Erika the Goldfish
Marshalls winning Scratchers
He had beauitful hair!
Gavin Newsom's guilty conscience
Is there a correlation between Andy Griffith fans and A and G fans?
Larry the Lobster who Jack's son wished 'Good Luck'
Turn It Off Michael!
Great Gray Greasy Gavin Gruesome
Marshall Phillips' 4th Pushup
Mostly peacefully donation
Sam and Henry's Cheerios
Some of them All of them
Thank you, everyone!