It's Not a Giant Bug--That's A Dude on the Windshield!!!

In Florida, this is called Saturday.

The driver told the Daily News that he pulled-over to help a stranded driver when the nearly naked and bloodied dude jumped on his big rig and began beating the trucker's windshield with some sort of metal object.

The trucker went on to say that he tried to shake the guy from his truck--to no avail.

After a 9-mile long wild ride, authorities were able to stop the truck, and take the hood rider into custody.